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The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth
"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*
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The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending
The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)
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The key to arm Metal Gear Rex.
Liquid is trying to get you to give him/her the PAL key, that's why he/she really wants the key.
The male right to be sexist and bigoted.
Guy1: That bird is well fit, I'd hang out the back of it.
Guy2: Fuck yeah... I'd smash her keys n gray right in!
A homeschool kid that claims they actually went to school even though they sat at home all day. they may think they are more intelligent than their normal counterparts, however, the only thing they have more of is social ineptitude
Omg did you see that keys kid? He was so awkward, right?
A sexual act performed when you are fucking a girl doggy and while fucking, you suck your thumb briefly then stick your thumb up the girls ass with your nail facing down towards her pussy and then turn your hand 90 degrees.
Yo, Stacy told me to turn the key last night and it really turned her on to the point she was gushing all up on me.