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1. Could refer to me
2. Those teenagers who drive around in their £3k Corsas, showing off their little 1L engine while driving slowly around underage girls in the hope they’ll understand that they have massive Cocks due to their ‘awesome’ ride.
1. I identify as a massive knob
2. Brad is such a knobhead, I know I’m only 15 but his car doesn’t turn me on anymore.
The act of using my erect penis like a corn cob
Me and the boys went out clubbing last night. I saw jesse’s mom on the dance floor. By the end of the night she enjoyed my butter after cobbin my knob!
The act of unwillingly having a sticky wet mess left behind on your genitals after receiving oral sex. Most often perpetrated by a partner that uses too much slop and refuses to swallow. Also refers to the drool puddles left running down your sack and ass crack by said perpetrators.
" i thought she would have a pro head game, but left me a victim of knob slobbery"
The horrible yellow mush found under your foreskin after a numbers of days without washing.
Hey Dave, how did you get on at Glastonbury?
Great time yeah, the only negative is that I didn’t get to shower all weekend and now I’m suffering from a severe case of knob cheese.
Used to describe a person who is messing around.
"Derick is being a right knob-cheese tonight"
A rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. As offensive as dick head, without the obvious negative connotations
Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.
The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!