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A clever alternative to asking who joe is.
Me”Do you know who Candice is?”
You”No who is Candice?”
Me”Candice dick fit in yo mouth AHhhHH!”
You”Explodes.”
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listen kids i know obamas last name im gonn_ AHHH
FBI: NO
AHHHHHH
sbs
i know obamas last name
no you dont
yes i do
what is it then
CARE
...
no one should ever hear what you just said
huh?
DIE
AHHH
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a perfect way to end an argument when you realize you're wrong halfway through it.
1: Daniels Hall is really nice.
2: bullshit.
1: No, its awesome
2: fuck, it is the worst place ever.
3: yeah dude, that place reeks and is never clean. it sucks.
1: I know! that's what im saying!
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Someone making a statement acknowledging your ability to walk away from an over-the-top ridiculously dangerous situation unscathed (or with only minor injuries). Leading a charmed life.
Exiting a car accident where you were not wearing a seatbelt and you have only minor cuts; while another passenger who was wearing a seatbelt is being rushed to the hosptial to become an organ donor. A bystander says to you: I know Jesus loves YOU!
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Ask a question that only a guiness would understand and you'll hear this.
Smart guy:Who are you?
Dumbass:How the hell should I know?
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a phrase; which can be added to the end of any sentence to make it sound dirty
Hey, wanna come over for a pizza, if you know what I mean. ;-)
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used after insulting or making a joke of someone, to make them feel better
Dude that was cold!
Oh, you know I love ya.
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