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the hottest fucking bitches around,
and you wanna bang every one of them.
usually found at clubs and parties all over long island, to nyc, to jersey. they run shit.
"that girl is so fucking gorgeous. she must be in the first ladies."
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A snooty way for a woman to say she's unemployed
Anne: Hey Elisa, what did you say your job was?
Elisa: Oh I'm a lady of leisure! I just do whatever and see where life takes me.
Anne: So you're basically being pretentious about being unemployed?
Elisa: Am not! I was using it ironically!
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when a male has long fingernails.
why do you have lady fingers again? why don't you clip that shit?
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A lady who suffers from a horrible childhood, with nobody to love, besides stray cats that dig in the families garbage. Soon discovers cats are her friends and she enjoys talking, petting, and going to the movies with these cats. Many of the cats tend to have many venereal diseases that spread quickly to the old lady. Tends to have many wrinkles. And unwashed grease ball hair. And love to eat potatoes.
Cat Lady- An elderly woman owning/sleeping with fifty plus cats. Don't drool on the fur balls.
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A caucasian female that plays sports like basketball and softball. They often wear basketball shorts and Jordans. They also wear very tight ponytails with all of their hair pulled back.
I went to the gym after school today and the whole building was filled with lady ballers, with their air jordans and nike shorts.
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A woman's vagina that is litteraly as wide as a bucket. A convenient place to store small to medium items (solid or liquid form). Not to be confused with a box.
Polly was so horny she used her lady bucket to put out the fire
Mike didn't have pockets so he put his keys in her lady bucket
That girl is so hot ,I'm gonna dump my load innher lady bucket.
Jim couldn't finish his meat pie so he stuck it in Susie's lady bucket to save for later.
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A.K.A. "bar." Used as a code word to take a shot in the middle a boring business lunch. Can also be used at family gatherings.
Mary: Excuse me, I have to go to the ladies room.
Tom: Wow, she must have a UTI or something. That's her third time to the ladies room in an hour.
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