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A little dinger with massive balls.
Dang! Check out Steve-O's hunk load!
A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.
For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.
Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.
When you shove a brick of cheese in a sexual orifice, leave your load in it and your partner will put it in a sandwich to eat
"Hey dude, my girls so hot she loves a cheesey load daily"
When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt
Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.
Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross
When you take a loaded diaper off a gilf and eat the contents.
Man, Mildred gave me the loaded gilf for lunch yesterday.