A sexual position where two female lovers grind their vaginas together with a big stiff turd between them.
"Hey steph can we do scissors?"
"OMG yes Rachel! I need to do a poo though.. Hang on, We can do a log-cutter!"
1π 18π
Shaving your penis hair. Ususally done by gay people or perverts.
I'd hate to be a lumberjack if they were loggint the forbidden forest
25π 90π
having to take a piss
(first originated while camping)
i just drank alot of water and i need to go 1 log down.
6π 15π
big piece of motherfucking shit right in yo mommas mouth
me yo mom and a tallahasee log flume
10π 30π
Waterproof smear left by an untidy toilet user(usually on a virgin train)which starts below the rim and inexplicably continues and survives intact beneath the waterline.
Some ones fitted a log effect tile in that public conveience
2π 3π
jacking off
(only do when you are alone)
don't whip you dickm out here, go 3 logs down for that dammit.
3π 6π
Having your mate upside down on a ladder while you stand over top of her T-bagging her butthole, or "jamming your log"
"it was a first last night, we pulled off the good old Indiana Log Jammer."
1π 1π