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What you were trying to do when your Mom caught you.
Chad were you masturbating?
No Mom my pants just slipped down and I was pulling them up!
what you do when you see your Grandpa.
Grandpa: *leaves room*
You: *Starts jerking off and Masturbating*
what you do when you see your Grandpa.
Grandpa: *leaves room*
You: *Starts jerking off and Masturbating*
Touching your COCK after watching porn
Im masturbating to your mum on pornhub
People masturbating make up most of Urban Dictionary’s traffic. In fact, probably the entire internet’s traffic in general.
When someone is masturbating a associate charges in and interrupts the session.
Rob was looking for some safety scissors and accidentally became the masturbe to Phil's trip to pound town.
A +18 thing that is in the Olympics where 1. You masturbate until you reach ejaculation or 2. You stop masturbating right before you produce semen
Herby Hancock was desperate to watch the masturbation Olympics
Masturbation Olympics winner: the feeling of winning and ejaculation was so good that infact it is the best day of my life and also my advice is at least don't masturbate for 1 day before you do the masturbation Olympics