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When a black person uses an excessively high-capacity magazine or drum magazine on their EDC handgun.
A mag monkey hates derringers.
the act of leaving behind a trail of toxic nerve gas emmited from ones bunghole.
I didn't warn my grandma i was monkey trailing, so when she caught a wiff she checked her Depends.
Conspicuous masturbation, Everyone knows what you're doing in there.
"Sawyer we are right here! Stop shooting monkeys!!!"
The wet stain left by a woman's vagina.
The girl on the back of that motorcycle is leaving a monkey stain on his shirt.
Considered to be one of the hardest and most impressive sex acts out there the Mysterious Monkey is a combination of both The Houdini and The Monkey Face. Before beginning you must first conceal either pubic hair (or ass hair) using a proper sleight of hand technique. Now take your girl or guy from behind and give them a proper ramming. Just before you blow your load pull out and spit on their back. When they turn to look at the amazing load they just receive you simultaneously blow your real juices in their face and then smear the concealed hairs all over while they look on in complete shock and confusion. While extremely difficult to pull off if done right your partner will be so shocked and impressed they will not know how to process what just happened.
Last weekend I finally pulled off the Mysterious Monkey. Suzy and I were going to town and just as we were both about to blow I hit every part just right. The emotions after went from pure shock, to confusion, to anger, to one of the best laughs we have ever had. Took our relationship to a whole new level.
A male individual who holds the skein of yarn for the woman he loves while she knits or crochets.
Look a that yarn monkey. He must really love her...
A group of five legends being five legends.
Person 1: I love Arctic Monkeys so much
Person 2: No way same
Person 1: Come give me a sloppy kiss then matey
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