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A common phrase said when it is snowing outside, typically said in southern states (where people don't actually smell moose)
(Guy1)"Hey man, I smell a moose!"
(Guy2 reply)"Get all the milk, eggs, and bread you can! They are callin' for a half inch tonight!"
A turd of epic size that clogs the porcelain and requires a poop knife in order to be contained.
George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.
When you chime in a conversation with something of no relevance.
Guy 1 - dude last night was awesome!
Guy 2- yeah man unreal night, can’t believe how messy it was.
Moose - just caught a 16lbs trout with my new rod lads!
Guy 1 - He’s doing a moose again..
When you go "anon" so hard that you make yourself "known" and get yourself killed.
"Oh, how did he die?" "He was moosing too hard, made himself known and well, got himself sniped by a hunter."
Given to the highest rank of a person nicknamed Moose. This person is a great man in every way whether it’s sports, comedy or in the bedroom. It takes years to achieve the status of a Master Moose. Master Moose is typically a nickname for someone named Mustafah.
Hes been trying to hard to be a Master Moose. Maybe it’s because his name doesn’t have an H at the end!
When hitting it from the back you stick your thumbs in her ears and spread out your fingers like antlers while cry singing the verse "its my way, my way or the highway".
He hit her with the unfiltered moose, which left her horrified as she ran from his home rethinking her life choices
Moose tracking can mean one of two things
1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.
2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.
1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.
2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.