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when an english woman queefs in their partners face and then shits on their chest. She then starts to sniff the shit and then put into her mouth and spit onto her partners face.
Sandra: Hey Stacy. I totally gave Brad an english bull muff last night.
Stacy: Did he like it?
Sandra: Are you kidding? He loved it!
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It is when a girl eats to many burgers before sex (2). When her and her partner start she instantly goes on her period. The first woman to have this happen was Mexican.
She had so many burgers she pulled a Mexican muff burger
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The act of growing a manly beard, taking a shot of hot sauce without swallowing, and going down on your girl (or your friends girl) while the hot sauce causes a hot steamy but slightly painful sensation with the assistance of the beard smearing the juices around. In this situation, the woman is typically handcuffed to something without knowing the splunk muff crunk is about to occur. Failure to restrain the subject may result in punches and cuts.
Man 1: What's with the eye patch?
Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.
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An immortal old man in a robe smoking a pipe talking about how much he loves muff cabbage.
"Mmmmm Muff Cabbage!" Says the Muff Cabbage Man in a high pitched British accent.
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its a jersey thing.
You got cabbage in your muff, you muff cabbage.
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one that eats out a hary mans anus
that queer is a muddy muff muncher, his boyfriend told me
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