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Tom From Myspace

That Guy from myspace who is always there when you create a myspace account but you never accept a friend request.WHAT'S WITH THAT? a guy who has been parodied so many times that it's unbelievable.

I Want a t-shirt that says "I love Tom from myspace" then a picture of Tom on the back

by dac19903 September 12, 2006

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myspace mirror picture

When myspace users take pictures of themselves in the mirror to look cool, but are only embarrasing themselves.

They dont even have any consideration to wash their jizz infested mirrors off so we can see their faces.

Pookie - Dude, that frotch Jamie.. totally just ruined that pic with her toothpaste spit all over the mirror.

Parkay - Dude, i know.. its them damn red heads! stupid myspace mirror picture!

Pokie - Dude, guys... thats not nice.. she cant help that her crotch is on fire..lol

by Pookie, Porkie, & Pokie July 22, 2006

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myspace stalker(s)

Someone who looks at your page several times a day. They "know" things they wouldn't know otherwise if they weren't stalking. They try to accuse YOU of being the stalker and try to act innocent. They send you tons of messages a day then block you before you can reply. Then they message all of your friends, about you. And then block them too. Mostly they look at your page 20+ times in one day, then another 20+ on each of your friends pages. Stalkers.

"Have you checked your profilesnitch today?"

"Yeah Jessica Stark and Nicole Ghering both looked like 20 times each today."

"Jessica Stark has looked at my profile almost 400 times total since May."

"Myspace stalker(s)."

by famousviamyspacestalkers August 20, 2009


Myspace Rush-Hour

The one hour where the most people in your area are logged onto Myspace at once. Normally after the local highschools get out for the day. Myspace Rush-hour normally results in over spam of bulletins, constant begging of Picture comments, and over dramatized recollections of the days events.

Dude1 "Hey man, No one ever reads my bulletins on myspace."
Dude2 "Well Just post them during Myspace Rush-Hour"
Dude1 "Yea but then I have to worry about it getting lost in a sea of spam bulletins"

by ZakkAttackk June 19, 2008

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Myspace Angle Ugly

A person so bad looking that no matter what angle that they attempt to take a picture of themselves from, they still look trollish.

Bored out of my mind at work, I decided to surf the personals on craigslist. I can't believe how bad some of the photos were that were posted. Might have been better for a few of them to omit the photo and leave it up to the imagination. One of the women I came across was just plain scary...She was myspace angle ugly, there was no way she'd get a good picture of herself.

by P-babble July 24, 2009

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MySpace status war

When two or more people change their myspace status' to insults directed at other people. Other people may join resulting in two sides going at each other. Often very entertaining to watch

Last night Ben changed his status to 'fuck you Andrea, a full blown MySpace status war ensued.

by benny j 94 December 21, 2008

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Myspace Hoar Blitz

This is a term that describes the way that certain internet forums will locate a random whore (here on out known as "hoar") and they will all harrass her myspace page by means of altering her pictures and or inviting her to participate in lude sexual acts by way of rearranging her refrigerator magnets. Upon completion of said harrassment, participants are then required to post up thier contributions to be judged/admired by thier peers. This term was originated on honda-tech.com and many hoars were harrassed mercilessly.

Is this thread going to stay on topic or will it just become another myspace hoar blitz.

by Mr.E.G. May 31, 2006

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