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March 15th of every year is National Lifter Day. It's a holiday that honors weightlifters. The significance of the date 3/15 relates to 315 pounds (3 plates on each side of a barbell), an important milestone in a weightlifter's journey.
Tomorrow is National Lifter Day, I'm going to max out on bench press.
July 22nd; the day where it's ok and encouraged to shoplift. Grab your bag and head to your nearest Walmart.
Jacob: "what day is it today?"
Julia: "it's July 22nd. why?"
Jacob: "grab the biggest bag you can find. i'll start the car."
Julia: "oh yeah! i almost forgot it's national shoplifting day!"
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On National Sad Day everyone is supposed to be sad. Put on xxxTentacion and be sad.
Have you heard of national sad day?
You can pick any part of somebody body and they can’t say anything about it
A day where you can lick anybody at anything national lick day
July 14th where everyone sends nudes all day
Hey did you know it was national nude day
"Hey it's national fern day! Let's congratulate fernie!"
person 1: hey it’s the 26th today
person 2: what does that mean?
person 1: it’s national ranboo day