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A girl or young woman who is nice looking and a little on the thick side, not yet fat or cubby, but within 5 years of finishing high school or giving birth to a child will gain and retain that excess weight forever, never again being able to recapture her once curvations figure. Much like opening a can of refrigerated biscuts, once you pop that seal there's no way to get that dough back into that skinny can.
After the Class reunion, Marc laughed out loud at his year book pictures and captions which included: Dave-then Captain of the Football team and voted Best Hair now bald as eagle used car salesman and Sharon-then homecoming queen, prom queen, and head cheerleader(always top of the pyramid) now biscuit can girl extrodinare and divorced mother of one.
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A way of saying "can u not" but not in a mainstream conformist way.
(gets slaped)
can u dont u lil shit??
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This phrase is similar to "drink bleach" or "fuck off". It is a last resort to someone you truly hate. It even informs the listener that they are dead to you.
Jayden: dude! These Instagram memes are hilarious!
Richard: screw you! Go drink a can of wd40!
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Lacking some schweppervescence! Not all there! A little on the slow side.
That person is really "Not the full can of Schweppes."
No intellectual conversation there!!!
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Can you please stop; can you not
Someone: CaN yOu DoNt???
Me: no I can't dont
To wreak havoc on a toilet (preferably someone else’s) by taking a monster shit, often of the explosive diarrhea variety, with extreme force. Past tense: Blew up the Can.
Jay: “Every time I go over to Ethan’s house, I blow up the can after dinner. I don’t think his parents are ever gonna let me come back again.”
Larry: “Susan let me stay over last night and this morning I totally blew up the can. Now she won’t return my calls.”
A. an insult branded to anybody who is deemed extraordinarily terrible at something.
B. Can be used to describe a professional athlete who is under performing.
C. The WNBA
"Drew never wins when we play scrabble. He's so bad he can barely crack the hundred mark."
"Good lord, he's such a garbage can kid"