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July 20th, also known as national feet day, is a day of the year where individuals all around the globe celebrate eachothers feet. Events will be put into place such as, barefoot races and taking selfies with your feet.
“Hey happy national feet day!”
“Yeah! To you too!
When your feet are so dirty you resemble a drunken barefoot transient that hangs outside the liquor store.
Ewww! You have fucking liquor store feet! Go shower bitch!
To be proud.
My daughter became a Doctor. I feel ten feet tall right now.
When you have two perfect circles (from carpet burns) that look look like stigmata from doing speedo knee slides to White Snake vocal solos
“Does he have stigmata he’s not even Catholic, no those are karaoke feet he just rips at vocal solos high kicks and knee slides on carpet”
When you have two perfect circles (from carpet burns) that look look like stigmata from doing speedo knee slides to White Snake vocal solos
“Does he have stigmata he’s not no even Catholic, no it’s Karaoke feet he just rips at vocal solos high kicks and knee slides on carpet”
John was feet beating when he saw the police turning the corner.
A delectable little meal. Something you might search up on your freinds computer when he isn’t looking, show your freinds when your supposed to be quite in class or add to your group project.
freind:Bro why tf did you search up fortnite Feet
other freind: why not