Loaded Cannon

When a person doesn’t shit for a day or two and have to go badly and begin to explode shit all over a unexpecting person who can be asleep.

Dude I wanna do a loaded cannon on Jim tonight

nico-loading

Intensely smoking one or more cigarettes in anticipation of a period where one will not be able to smoke such as a plane journey or interminable work meetings. Like carbo-loading but slightly less healthly.

Outside the airport, you can see the huddle of smokers nico-loading in anticipation of their journeys.

bung-load

A bit more than a butt-load.

I have a bung-load of homework to do tonight.

salty load

A mans sperm or cum

Giuseppi likes to cop a salty load

hunk load

A little dinger with massive balls.

Dang! Check out Steve-O's hunk load!

Wide load toad

When a bitch is hella fat lookin like a toad rawr XD

That bitch a wide load toad

Top Loading

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt

Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.

Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross