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Person 1- "do you know what a "north korean abortion is?"
Person 2- "I dunno?"
Person 1- "It's where you let your child actually be born and raised in north korea..."
Person 2- "I learned something today..."
Kim-jong il is an example of a "North-Korean abortion"
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Hickville, NC.
Where my parents retired.
Nothing to do.
Full of people from Long Island, Ohio, CNY, and local dirtbags.
Don't bother.
There isn't even a Wal-Mart or a movie Theatre in Hampstead North Carolina. And my neighbors on the right are white trash with too much money in a McMansion, and the neighbors on the left live in a dilapidated trailer behind a jungle of a yard.
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When two men are going to town on a womans boobs and they get so carried away that they accidentally headbutt each other.
A North Carolina Headbutt is a good thing.
Guy 1: Dude, me and a buddy were motorboating Courtney so good last night that we did the North Carolina Headbutt.
Guy 2: You motorboated on Courtney?
Guy 1: Who hasn't?
Guy 2: True dat.
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Sanford is the Mexico City of North Carolina. Commonly known as "San-Trap" by the local teenagers, It is the number one Mexican populated city in the southeast. It is mainly populated by pregnant teenagers, mexicans, drug addicts, white trash, and mexicans again. The only places to hangout are their bitchin over sized Wal-Mart, and San Felipe Mexican Restaurant. The only things you will hear coming from Sanford are crimes and tornadoes. The city has two high schools with shitty football programs. Sanford is the brick capital of the world, and if you criticize their town they'll throw that in your face like it's some type of accomplishment. For some reason they have 3 Mcdonalds, because one wasn't enough for one of the smallest cities in the state. If you live in "Dreamland Trailer Park" you're a joke and if you live near Washington Ave. i'm surprised you're not dead. Overall it's a shitty place to live unless you can rely on Wal-Mart for everything.
Guy 1 - lets go to Sanford, North Carolina.
Guy 2 - Im not really in the mood for mexican food tonight
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1.Someone who has a very small penis
2.Someone no one likes,and asks people to touch their small penis.
3.someone who gets with a monster
Alex:hey Greg you are lamer than me,you are such a luther north homo
Greg:thanks I know
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Shelby NC, a city of around 21,000 residents, with around 20,000 of them being rednecks.
This town is really segregated, 59% white population and a 40% black population in this little city you can imagine the segregation and racism.
One day i was driving threw Shelby and some rednecks in a f150 pulled up beside me and rolled down their window and yelled "FUCKING NIGGER"
Also crime is really bad in this city, one of the worst towns in NC for crime.
The highlight of this city is going to the Super K-mart on a saturday night, or to the Cleveland mall with a nice selection of 5 shops.
Bubba "Im from Shelby North Carolina!"
Bo "Same here!"
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New name for NGCSU.
Where you go when you either can't get into UGA or Georgia Tech if you only want to mildly disappoint your parents.
When West Point says No and the Citadel is sixty-six thousand a year and unironically the Citadel.
Him: I just got the news, WestPoint didn't accept me.
Me: Have you heard of the University of North Georgia, the forgotten SMC?
Him: No. Do they have a football team or prominent alumni?
Me: No, and sort of. We' re like that one girl on Tinder who will message back, and isn't a scammer.
Him: Good enough for me...