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October 33

A day where you get to date your crush

Hey dude it’s October 33 you know what that means! Jk your crush will never like you, the fuck you think it is a real day

by Waxy Cactus October 30, 2019

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


October 1st

Kiss your couple day

Hey are you gonna kiss ykyk

Oh right it’s October 1st

by Hdidktjicifjridijcdie October 1, 2021

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


october 24

National no clothes day. Don’t wear anything, even if your outside.

Person 1: what are you wearing tomorrow?
Person 2: nothing! It’s October 24th!

by Howie Mandell October 14, 2019

4591πŸ‘ 2621πŸ‘Ž


October 22

A fucking day, you dumbshit. Why tf you searching this up?

It’s october 22 a fucking day

JK ITS NATIONAL JEW FRYING DAY!

by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER October 22, 2019

41πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


21st October

People that are born on this day are strange and abnormal so that legally means they aren't like humans. Thus don't have to follow human laws so are above the law.

Pleb: Hey George you where born on the 21st October you dick!

Person born on October 21st : Yeah that means I can legally kill you!

by Philip69/420Thornley December 20, 2019

26πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


october 16th

October 16th is national fuck the teachers day where you go and fuck that hot teacher from 4th period 🀀

"What day is it bro?"
"Oh its october 16th"
"Thats why miss looks so hot today 😏"

by Egirlsareawesome October 15, 2019

24πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


October 23

National Oral Sex day. Guys and Gals shriek with excitement as October 23 rounds the corner.

β€œHey babe, October 23 is one week away! You know what that means.... ;)

by BarelyEvenKnowHer October 13, 2019

192πŸ‘ 96πŸ‘Ž