October 33

A day where you get to date your crush

Hey dude it’s October 33 you know what that means! Jk your crush will never like you, the fuck you think it is a real day

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October 1st

Kiss your couple day

Hey are you gonna kiss ykyk

Oh right it’s October 1st

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october 24

National no clothes day. Don’t wear anything, even if your outside.

Person 1: what are you wearing tomorrow?
Person 2: nothing! It’s October 24th!

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October 22

A fucking day, you dumbshit. Why tf you searching this up?

It’s october 22 a fucking day

JK ITS NATIONAL JEW FRYING DAY!

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21st October

People that are born on this day are strange and abnormal so that legally means they aren't like humans. Thus don't have to follow human laws so are above the law.

Pleb: Hey George you where born on the 21st October you dick!

Person born on October 21st : Yeah that means I can legally kill you!

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october 16th

October 16th is national fuck the teachers day where you go and fuck that hot teacher from 4th period 🤤

"What day is it bro?"
"Oh its october 16th"
"Thats why miss looks so hot today 😏"

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October 23

National Oral Sex day. Guys and Gals shriek with excitement as October 23 rounds the corner.

“Hey babe, October 23 is one week away! You know what that means.... ;)

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