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A cave mountain goat, also known locally as “McDougal’s Pygmy Cave Goat” is found primarily in dry caves in Northeast Missouri. Ranging in size from 0.6-0.7, they are known for their carnivorous diet, shy but intelligent nature, and outstanding night vision. Very rare, they were placed on the federally listed endangered species list in 2015, with an estimate of only 2,300 remaining.
Watch out for the viscous cave mountain goat behind you!
Cheyenne Mountain Junior High is labeled as the spoiled rich kids school, in Colorado Springs, Colorado. They always brag about their wrestling or basketball teams
Person 1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Person 2: Cheyenne Mountain JH
Person 1: Aren’t they the rich kids in this area?
Person 2: Yes, pretty much.
Someone who refuses to drink anything but Coors Light.
Make sure you get Coors light for Jeff, he's a blue mountain bigot.
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Used to demonstrate the level of work ethic and ingenuity needed to achieve a goal.
I’m going to farm your Dick, like “ Rice Patties on a Mountain.”
Like doggy style but with biting...
Give it to my mountain goat style
the essence of the gods before they made god.
jesuses granpa drank mountain dew throwback.
Pouring a coors light over an unsuspecting victims head
Damn…after the bar, Jason gave Bryan a Rocky Mountain Shower.