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That lazy co-worker we all have that thinks they work extremely hard and that they're the best
Look at Boot Oil go!
There goes Boot Oil again... Still doing nothing as usual.
Oh god, here comes Boot Oil.
SMH... Boot Oil
A trash club that is about to be finished in 2026, that gets all its money from the Oil Lords. About to get thrashed in the future Champions Leagues by real teams, its real fans will not be able to do anything, as they don't exist. The club loves oil (money) and plastic (fans).
Babe, wake up. Oil City got its 116th financial fairplay charge.
A club that has no history and uses oil money to buy players. They bought players like the ghost Paaland and De bruyne which gives Paaland his tap ins. This club has 1 ucl and has less that Nottingham Forest. Its clear Manchester is red.
Please give Paaland penalties and passes from de Bruyne or he will ghost.
Please give Oil City there oil money or they will ghost.
When a group of men gather together and designate one person in the group as their bitch. They then proceed to cover the bitch in oil and run a train of him. The aftermath leaves the bitch covered in oil and semen, the rest of the group then refer to him as the "oil pit".
Greg walked into the bosses office today and the boss man yelled out "there's my little oil pit".
The act of sharting while performing a reverse carwash.
"OMG i gave bree a Reverse Car-Wash with Oil Change last night and she loved it"
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When a Man does not bathe for a single month and then takes his collection of smegma and cooks it down into a saucepan until it turns to an oil-like fluid.
"Waitor": Hey chef, table 4 thought there wasn't enough dressing on the salad...so they sent it back.
"Chef": Oh ok, well ill just add some Dominican fish oil and see how they like it.
Buying a metric fuck ton of olive oil and dipping yourself in it like it’s fries with ketchup.
God damn, Ken is so oiling up so hard right now during this Clash Royale match