Head the size of a planet but without the brains to match it's size
Have you seen that bloke? His head is massive!
Yeah, Dave's head is giant, shame the brain size doesn't match.
Something completely random that you say just to be completely random and confuse people.
Friend: What colour is the carnival?
Me: Awesome Sauce! Running man from Tetris lol Dave lol!
To smell like shrek’s swamp mixed with a gallon of sweat.
Wow, I can’t believe how bad he smells! He smells like a Fort Dave.
he makes great saves and never shaves
matthew dave has a porn hub account
Stud. Plain and simple. Dude is packing some major meat.
I wish my man was a Dave George.
A person for whom you would drive an hour or two out of the way for so he could have a cool photo to put in the yearbook; friend; also used as a verb.
I was on a road trip with this guy and I Dave Morehoused him, a bit out of the way for sure, but I can't wait to see the photographic results!