dog wont hunt

A situation that clearly wont work. something which wont happen at all. Highly unlike to go as planned.

Suzan says she 'd love to have a date with the new guy in class. Problem is , he is married already... "that dog wont hunt". fail

bronco hunting

to go around looking for hot girls to get with or pick up

Me and my friends went bronco hunting last week and we found 4 mad hot girls

Song hunting

Listening to many new music of various artists and genres to find new songs to jam to.

I was song hunting today and found 4 new songs that I really like

Afer Kink Hunt

Something that you shouldn't be.

Don't be afer kink hunt

Micheal hunt

Formal version of Mike hunt

Posh boy A:Hello, dear, have you seen micheal hunt?
Posh boy B:Where is micheal hunt?
Posh boy C:How poor taste.

Spam Hunting

In which someone hides cans of Spam in their walls, gets high, then shoots their walls trying to hit the cans of Spam.

I did some Spam Hunting last night.

Aaron's Hunting

When the bro Aaron becomes single he initiates his hunting phase and will not keep his mighty schlong in his pants at any cost.

Person 1: Hey did you hear Aaron broke up with his missus?
Person 2: Ah fuck hide your girl Aaron's Hunting.