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Her gentle stroking caused the ball milk to drip from my pee-hole
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When a woman dives into a mans scrotum with her mouth.
She then proceeds to suck and nibble softly at each testicle and at times the entire scrotum is put into her mouth and caressed with the woman's tongue.
The beautiful woman in the corner with that nice man is going to be having one hell of a Balls Salad this evening.
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An expression of discontent, usually used to describe on what said object of discontent sucks.
Kristy, that Dukes of Hazard movie does in fact suck donkey balls!
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1. The act of ball protection in any sport, ie. held tightly so cannot be knocked loose in football, handled, dribbled and passed so can't be stolen in basketball, held tightly in hand or glove in baseball - or protection of ball in any other applicable sport as originally specified on Fitz and Brooks afternoon sportstalk radio.
2. In non sports modes it's protection against damage due to impacts from feet, knuckles, whips, chains, canes, sticks, stones, elbows, sharp objects or other threatening things when aforementioned balls are hanging unprotected between the legs!
1. O'Sullivan of the Forty Niners needs to practice and be more expert in ball security.
2. Most MLB ballplayers wear a cup to enhance ball security.
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The condition where ball sweat or taint sweat have caused a scortum to cling to a man's leg(s) or to his taint, necessitating that he peel his balls off like one peels a banana.
"Man, I've really got banana balls today," Dale said, reaching down his pants to peel his nuts free.
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The act of a male's large balls slapping up against a female's butt hole while in the missionary position.
Adam was so deep in Eve during their first sexual encounter that his large balls ended up ball spanking Eve.
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A monthly physiological process occurring in certain males that involves one of the testicles retracting up into the pubic region. This is the male counterpart to a menstrual cycle and sexual intercourse is not enjoyable during Ball Cycle. Men are usually more sensitive about their Ball Cycle than women are about their period. This is why jokes are so seldom made about Ball Cycle.
Bob: Dude, you should totally get your chick to blow you tonight!
Bill: Nah dude, it's that time of the month. I'm on my Ball Cycle.
Bob: Man, that sucks! I got mine last week.
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