Playing with Nessie

The act in which a man has sex with a
pregnant woman and the baby tries to play
with his dick.

(IN THE BREAKROOM AT WORK)

Dale: hey “Jim! why you walking like that?”
Jim: “Oh…I was up late Playing with Nessie.”
Dale: “Goddamn!”
Jim: “That'll probably be the last time since
my wife is due tomorrow.”

play the violin

**TW: self-harm**

Another way of saying you will "slit your wrist". To understand, hold a "playing the violin" position with your arms/hands. Now, picture the position without the violin and instead of the bow used to play the instrument, picture yourself holding something sharp with the other hand.

This saying was created after watching a scene from the movie, "Gerald's Game" where the main character "Jessie" cuts an incision up "her wrist and into her palm, then forcing her hand down through the cuff as the skin peels upward like a latex glove coming off."

when you've been so used to saying "I want to kill myself" (which might worry whoever you're talking to), you can instead say "I want to play the violin" or "I'm gonna go play the violin"

when you see something that makes you want to commit death, you'd say "This makes me want to play the violin"

Playing horseshoes

Code talk for sex, usually said to avoid attention from parents, teachers, etc.

This weekend, I'll be playing horseshoes with her.

bobby plays

An underrated CODM YouTuber who has 790k subs. He makes CODM content and is known for having a painting falling at his head.

OMG! Is that Bobby plays? Why is he using Ferg's character?

grasp play

when you dash into cc for one grasp stack (its good in the long run)

It's fine! I didn't int at all, it was a grasp play!

Playing Destiny

A phrase commonly used when someone intends to watch hentai.

Person 1: ayo I’m bouta start playing destiny.

Person 2: Sweet, what site?

playing the harp

To be so deep in thought or daydreaming that you are not aware of someone speaking to you.

Similar to the 'Space Cadet' and 'Away with the fairies', though this one also refers to someone in deep thought as well as someone who is daydreaming.

Comes from the common drawings of deities playing the harp in the clouds.

Person 1: So what do you think Andy? ... Andy?
Person 2: Let him be, can't you see Andy is playing the harp?