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Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
A. The Penis
B. An activity mainly men watch and want women to not nag or question about it
A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?
Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole
B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!
Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?
Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!
When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.
I'm going to kiss the pole tonight.
A pretty cool dude. If you come across someone with the name JP that goes by Jelly Pole, you know you're coming across a sex god. (I would recommend tapping that, if possible.)
Chick #1: "Hey, do you know that guy over there? He's smokin'."
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"
Someone who sucks dick. Slobs the knob, tonsil tickler.
Joey Villarreal is a pole Smoker.
A Pole smoker is someone who likes to give head to their boss to justify the minimal work they actually do.
“I just saw Scott sucking Andre’s cock! What a pole smoker!”