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Polish faggot

A polish faggot is like a regular faggot except he enjoys doing Alaskan pipeline’s and eating crumpets with apricot jam on them. They generally don’t have family, and this is what causes these habits. As well as this they also only date males and are only males, suggested by the word faggot.

Polish Faggot! “hey there cutie”
Man: im straight
Polish faggot: I DONT CARE proceeds to Alaskan pipeline the man without his consent

by Local Memestar May 30, 2019


polish your own pedestal

To engage in excessively narcisisstic/vain speech or behavior.

When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.

Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.

by markolai April 7, 2013


hot dog polisher

someone who loves sucking hot dogs as in penisis.

Jose wanting off work early and ask the boss. Joke ly I said go polish his hot dog and may be you will get off work early

Jose is the biggest hot dog polisher we have.

by Plotchman November 11, 2017


Rock Polisher

Noun
A male that ingages in the act of sucking on another males testicles by rotating them around in his mouth during oral sex for the pleasure of the other male.

That boy is a dirty rock polisher, his dad caught him polishing another dudes rocks in his room.

by LullabiiSkies May 1, 2024


polish squirt

When a mans penis is so big a woman cums apon the first complete insertion

I’m in love, my first multiple orgasm started as soon as he put it in. That’s a polish squirt

by Trysezk February 20, 2018


Polish Obo

Placing any leftover alcohols into a single cup with your favorite soda or non alcoholic drink as the mixer. Hell of a drink that causes an even worse hangover, is it worth a shot?

Polish Obo Whiskey Alcohol Beer Rum Vodka

by Nick W 27 February 10, 2009


polish farewell

When you deploy overseas for the military, and your girlfriend fucks around while you're gone. So you eat nothing but sausage and sauerkraut for nine months, and then go shit on her driveway before ringing her doorbell and running away.

"Hey, Josh is back from Afghanistan. His girlfriend cheated on him while he was gone, so he gave her a Polish farewell when he got back. Fucking classic."

by Veebs December 7, 2017