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When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't
"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".
"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"
A bunch of women that are from a school of magic who are also ladies of the night.
For my brother's bachelor party, we went downtown Salem and all of us caught The Magic Poon Bus!
Not being clean shaven. (specific to females)
When your pubic hairs are short enough to feel like needles but not long enough to lay over.
Similar to a mans 5-O'clock shadow.
Sally: hey feel my muff!
Doris: What why?
Sally: just do it!
Doris: Feels it... "OUCH" damn shave that PORCU-POON!
Sally: That should thwart off any man!
Whats a Porcu-poon? ITs a mash up/spin of the words PORCUPINE and POON.
Man and woman lay down in bed together..
Woman tries to spoon with man.
Man Screetches! "Woman" he says... "Go shave that Porcu-Poon!"
while he recovers from the multitude of needle like stabs on his backside.
The high chance of a girl to look good in the future.
Damn sarah has some poon-tential, she would be good to fuck ones shes older
An act where the male partner constantly bounces his penis on the female partners vagina.
She let me poon bounce her a bit before we fucked bro, it was glorious!
I poon bounced her for a solid 5 minutes.
1. Dirty cunt ruffler 2. Someone who scoons poon
1. Your a poon scoon. 2. He's such a poon scoon.