I'm too pretty for this

saying that a narcissistic person like you says

teacher: guys, next class we have an exam
student: yeah, I'm too pretty for this

prison pretty

N: A male who is attracted by another male behind barks aka a bitch

Your homies is prison pretty, you should tell him to hit me up.

pretty fat

A woman who hella pretty in the face but she enormously fat

"Man look at that girl,she hella pretty...pretty fat

pretty fat

A woman who pretty in the face but is enormously fat

"Man look at that girl,she hella pretty...pretty fat

Pretty Wild

Someone’s actions or behaviour are unusual for good of for bad.

He’s yelling at his mom! That’s pretty wild.
She was the only one who stayed sober at the party. Pretty wild, if you ask me.

pretty-picking

to pick the best looking

Guy 1: Hey, lets go looking for some girls.
Guy 2: I aint going to chose, i ain’t pretty-picking for no hoe. I'm always picking hoes.
Guy 1: Come on man, it'll be fine.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

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