date night pro

Love is willingness to disappear,
fuse with another
to become something new, hopefully better
Love divests egotism of relevance

date night pro: dissolve in you, fuse witchu, emerge as brand new.

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GTFO im Pro

The failed creation when a drunk meth head hobo has sex with a hooker and the condom breaks.

GTFO im pro has earned the title of legendary nab. the whore have extended their favor!

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Classic Pro Evo

Coined to describe the easiest goal to score on Pro Evolution Soccer 4 but has now become the term for something which is 'more' than default.

1. Actually scoring a 'Classic Pro Evo'.
2. Brazil is the 'Classic Pro Evo' good footy team.
3. Hulk Hogan is the 'Classic Pro Evo' famous wrestler.
4. Using Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur in your Pokemon team is 'Classic Pro Evo'.
5. 'Smells like Teen Spirit' is the 'Classic Pro Evo' Nirvana song.

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Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

An adjective used to emphasize high achievement in any professional field.

Kassie: Mick, I got the job!

Mick: Tony Hawk's Pro Skater!

Kassie: All you care about is video games.

Mick: Nah, babe! It's Tony Hawk's Pro Skater that you got the job!

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iPhone 13 pro max

A pretty superior iPhone albeit repetitive but knowing apple this is no surprise

Hell, most people have got iPhone anyway so just pick this one

iPhone 13 pro max is truly a beautiful phone much better than whatever android/samsungs got going on tbh

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Pro: vs. Con:

A game of wits and challenge to see who can say the weirdest thing when they take either side of pro or con. This keeps going like the energizer bunny, and the only rules are that there are no rules!

Pro: A jellyfish eats nothing but sand and whey!
Con: Harps dont carry people in their trunks!

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quid pro quo-job

when someone gives a blowjob simply for a favor they will later recieve from the blowjob recipient.

formed from "quid pro quo" (that which a party is given in return for something he/she does or gives)

and "blowjob" (that which feels really goddam good when given by a skilled person)

i get quid pro quo-jobs from my girlfriend.. she only sucks me off so i feel obligated too eat her out.

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