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When a passenger in the back of the car jerks off another passenger.
I couldn't keep my eyes on the road because my friend was getting a passenger pickle pump in the back seat.
A line from the song Why Not? by LOONA
Woah woah woah woah woah.. let's pump it up!
A president that refuses to wash his hands or wear a face mask and then acts surprised when he gets kicked out of the white house during a global pandemic.
We might need to get this house fumigated now that one pump Trump is getting his Corona infected self moved out.
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Pre pump chump is a dude who ejaculates before he sticks his dick in the 'special hole'.
"That wasn't fun at all," she said, "that guy was such a pre pump chump!"
masturbating (male only)
I'm off for a portuguese hand pump
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Refers to three iterations of down stroke up stroke
frequently applied to fornication, but may apply equally well to masturbation
When the aroused male is unable to endure minimal penile stimulation either coed activities or solo stimulation and blows his load on the third iteration he is said to be a 3 pump chump.
When applied to intercourse as fornication 3 pump chump is a misnomer because the chump is really the jizz orifice (woman). While the average penis is seven inches long this is likely to effect those with longer than average penis as there is more surface area to receive pleasurable stimulation. The average penis girth is five inches. Those with above average girth might be victims of her jizz orifice applying too much additional stimulation suddenly albeit unconsciously.
If her jizz orifice is the victim of 3 pump chump with average or above average penis it is likely the male has a low- or zero refractory period allowing for extensive practive to overcome pump limitations
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To stop what your doing. As if whatever your saying or doing is stupid or ridiculous.
Lisa tried to tell me that Raheim was cheating on me but I said to the bitch, "Pump ya brakes", you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Tatatulisha thought she was going to pull on my weed for free. I told that ho to pump her mothafuckin brakes.
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