When a girl gives you a handjob with sand paper then throws rubbing alcohol on it after
My sister gave me the redneck good timeit hurt like hell
Kill (someone) with a shotgun blast to the face.
"Did you hear the news about Kurt Cobain?"
"Yeah, he gave himself a redneck facelift!"
Redneck anger is a type of anger that happens to rednecks/white trash when drunk or pissed off. When this happens a fight will break out of something will be thrown it shot at
Bubba redneck anger came out last night. He threw beer bottles at Tommy
4 or more southern Caucasians making sweaty redneck love in a steamy sauna
Heeeyy yall come join me for a redneck slip n slide down in bama
To give someone a rimjob with a mouthful of dip
That boy there, well, I heard he gave his pal an ole Redneck Remington a few days ago.
Social Security Insurance or Disability check. (But not socialism)
"Where Roy bob be at?"Roy went on Redneck Retirement!..good for him he deserves it.
Doritos with Kraft slices, heated in a microwave. Truckstop Mexican food for when you're deep in the woods and there's no true Mexican food for hundreds of miles around.
Alejandro craved Mexican food after his fourth blunt but there was nothing available, so he prepared redneck nachos with leftovers. Adapt, improvise, overcome!