When your girl is taking a shower and you open the door fart inside and close and hold the door while she screams bloody murder and claws at the door trying to get out
Betty Ann broke up with me after I gave her the redneck dutch oven
Another word for Branson,Missouri.
"Johm were goin to redneck vegas you goin?"
People who command, or think they command, a presence among the working poor. Usually strongly opinionated and adept at bullying their "subjects" by being loud. Occasionally have to resort to mock threats of physical violence to maintain their authority. At picnics, they line their lawn chairs (thrones) in a prominent place just off the beer tent, and regale the crowds with opinions about how dumb everyone else is.
Jim and Cathy and the rest of their redneck royalty are busy making proclamations about the idiots running the country.
Kill (someone) with a shotgun blast to the face.
"Did you hear the news about Kurt Cobain?"
"Yeah, he gave himself a redneck facelift!"
When a redneck eats too much possum in one day.
Hey have you seen John?
No I think he has redneck fever.
I always have a Redneck Orange Juice with my sausage biscuit!
Bottle or can Bud Light -Natty Light and Keystone Light both acceptable - with a shot of Jack Daniel’s dropped in.
Coca-Cola floater for pussies.
Go DAWGS let’s go get us sum dem redneck car bombs! Tits out for the DAWGS.