Alternative for whiskey dick. When you drink so much liquor you can’t get your penis to work for you.
“Did you hear about what happened to Dan after Jenny’s party the other night? He and Carrie were trying to f*ck and the poor man had a major case of Scotch Richard.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”
Thomas, Richard, and Harold
When something in everyday life is excruciatingly annoying or idiotic.
Having spent 4 hours cooking the most exquisite meal, your husband trips up and drops it all over the floor - well that’s a Richard Madeley
I thought I was going to let out a fart but turns out it was a shart - what a Richard Madeley
When I tried to wash my soiled underpants with face wash and it didn’t come out - that’s a Richard Madeley
People who walk slowly are such Richard Madeleys
Richard Harris is the living example of hair receding and the creation of a "5 head" or an extended bald brow I.e slap head
Richard Harris has an immense forehead
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A talented but severely underrated professional wrestler best known for his time in WWE and in ECW, where he was part of the famous New World Order parody, the Blue World Order. His wrestling skills are amazing, his promos are kinda "eh..." and his Dr. Stevie gimmick sucked the biggest hairiest balls known to mankind.
Joey Styles, ECW et. 1995: When we return, Stevie Richards goes one on one with Dungeon of Doom member Kamala.
Bingelton or fit ben is a man who is larger than life. Hes so large infact that the nw of england has been sinking a meter a year since his birth in 2005.
Fit with no personality aka ben richards aka juggernaut
The sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet, his ear piercing asserts his alpha energy and he will not hesitate in beating the shit out of you. He's into anime bitches and basketball, this infers he has an insanely large horse dong.
"OHHHHHH, Richard Zou, he's soooooo fucking hot!"