thought salad

Random, unconnected thinking that that doesn’t make sense. Though salad shows an undisciplined, scattered way of thinking as evidenced by the nutso stream of words coming out of the person’s mouth.

While s/he seemed sincere, I didn't get what s/he was trying to say... Bad case of thought salad.

There was once a prominent person who spoke in word salad because the poor guy had a severe case of thought salad. You could see it in the Tweets, too.

Milk Salad

A man who chums on his/hers partners face who is a vegetarian.

The man made a milk salad all over his girlfriend.

Tuna Salad

1.Something my best friend's dad is obsessed with.

2. NAP

Mollie: DAD!! I'm hungry!
Mollie's dad: Have some tuna salad!
Mollie: I FUCKING HATE TUNA SALAD!!!

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salad tossing

The liberal equivalent of teabagging. I.e., when the liberal element in the Democratic party challenges Democratic politicians from the Left, especially in primaries.

The Democrats sure gave Joe Lieberman a salad tossing when they gave the nomination to Ned Lamont.

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Salad Tosser

Bush, Dickhead Cheney, Republicans

With the "necessary" war on Iraq for the "WMD" and Saddam's "connection with Osama" who knows what the full extent of the damage these salad tossers would be?

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Salad Bar

A place where a group of people gather and form a circle to toss each others salad.

Guy 1: Hey what did you want to do this weekend?
Guy 2: I'm feeling kind of horny so lets hit up the salad bar downtown.

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Fruit Salad

Any assortment of gay people. This means they can be of different ethnicities, from different countries, whatever. It can even be another name for a Pride Parade. I don't mean to offend, because I myself am gay.

Friend 1: "Hey, do you see that fruit salad over there? Totally interesting!"
Friend 2: "Yeah. I've never seen many gay people from different races before."

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