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The act of ejaculating all over a women's breasts.
Bro... I gave Megan the most amazing salty peaks last night!
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When somebody dips French fries into milkshake
Oh my god, Donna is having a salty milkshake at McDonalds
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When you cum in your girl's face, near the stairs, so she falls over and you ride her down the stairs like a toboggan
Bro, I totally pulled a salty toboggan on my girl last night. GG.
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When you blow a huge, extra salty load all over someone's face. In additional to being extra salty, in order to qualify as a Salty Storm, the ejaculate must meet at least two of the following standards:
1. Ejaculate must be fast enough to be able to leave the penis and travel the distance of at least 14 inches, before the female can close her eyes. (Note: accuracy is not a factor. The Salty Storm need not enter the eye)
2. The ejaculate covers a total surface area of at least 10 square inches
3. The ejaculate spans the distance (between any two points) of at least 4 feet
4. The ejaculate causes substantial physical or property damage to anyone or anything in the immediate area. Be advised, if this standard is met, you may consider upgrading to a Salticane
Man: "Get ready bitch!! I ate about two and a half orders of large fries from McDonalds earlier! Here comes a Salty Storm you won't forget!"
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He is salty and more salty, he will be salty.
OMG is that a Salty Pete?
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a patch of sweat on a girl/guys neck encounterd while necking.
Dude I was necking with my chick last night after the gym and i hit a hella salty patch.
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Masculine facial hair crusted with ocean salt. Most commonly found in Ventura California. www.SaltyBeards.com
Dude, those bums beards are so salty.
Those surfer's have some really salty beards
www.saltybeards.com
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