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The feeling one gets when they believe the Christmas holiday came so suddenly
Person 1: dude Christmas is just around the corner!!
Person 2: what?! Are you serious?? Talk about Premature e-Santa-ation
A role playing act between an old man and a midget. Commonly done in Southern Romania. Can be penalised if authorities find out.
“Old mate dom down the street was telling us at the pub about how he loves doing Santa’s Elf”
When a female pleasures a guy on Christmas as their gift. The Male being Santa.
The man entered the bedroom and was greeted by Santa's Cookies and milk.
Only the one and only master of the bass guitar Tom Araya (note metal Santa is only a term used after he got his kickass beard)
Metal Santa only plays for the one and only best band in the world, FUCKING SLAYER
When women dressed as raindeer pulling the male dressed as santa in a sled into a barn of horny elves.
cum on down to santa’s rodeo this weekend $6.90 a ticket
1. when somebody intentionally steals your gift idea and takes it as their own.
2. when Santa blocks someone from scoring points in any sport
3. an entire city block completely decorated for Christmas
4. when Santa blocks you from any premarital indiscretions
5. a block shaped like Santa
6. Santa's head
"I wanted to buy my parents a television, but my brother was a Santa block and bought them one first."
"I was hanging with this hot elf at the north pole and just when I went in for a kiss, Saint Nicholas shows up with more work. What a Santa block!"
"Jason drove to the lane putting up a lay-up. It was swiftly blocked by Kris Kringle. Did you see that Santa block?"
Sex position where both people are upside down in a confined space (like a chimney) with at least one person in a onesie of some kind
We were rudely interrupted from doing the Reverse Santa when Sarah opened the door.