things i wanted to say but never did

Is an album by a Ugandan artiste Lil Sir Vage.
Who is also known for his previous albums like TOUGH LOVE (EP)
This album is the most anticipated Lil Sir Vage album with songs like HER WAYS ARE PLEASANT WAYS & I'M SORRY BUT I LOVE YOU.

things i wanted to say but never did is a platinum selling album

They say she sips her earl grey

life long middle aged closet lesbian of good public standing and she likes her leaves loose

a damn fine woman although they say she sips her earl grey...

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L Retard, What Are You Saying

A term that is used when one is making zero sense, and you must prove the point to them that you cannot understand them.

insert person rambling nonsense
L Retard, What Are You Saying? I Can’t Understand You, You Slimy, Dripping Garbage Bag.

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National girls say yes to boys day

On November 17th girls have to say yes to all boys.

Omg Jennifer watch out its national girls say yes to boys day

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National girls say yes to everything day

National girls say yes to everything day is on October 15th. Anytime someone asks a girl a yes or no question they must respond with yes.

“Hey britney, do you want to go out later?”
“no-i mean yes sure”
or
“Hey jessica watch out, it’s National girls say yes to everything day”

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say goodbye to your kneecaps chuckle head

boink
bonk
bap
kneecaps mine now

person 1: say goodbye to your kneecaps chuckle head
person 2: ok *rips off kneecaps*

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THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

When a manchild gets heavily offended by a 9-year-old's comment. Most famously coined by the Twitch streamer "Ninja" when he took the bait of a little kid in-game.

Ninja shoots 9-year-old
9-year-old: "aw fuck u faggot"
Ninja: "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?"
9-year-old: "HA U RAGE XD"
Ninja: "FUCJKCJXGVIOKFDJGOIKDSMGFKL;SDMFLS"

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