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The next generation of hippies that some people want to see because they don't think the first hippie generation of the 60's accomplished as much as it could have because the hippie era was to short and much remains to be done.
John wants to see the second hippie generation.
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It happens when someone have oral sex with someone and then moments later sucks your penis.
Friend 1: Hey man!! Crazy night yesterday right??
Friend 2: Hell Yeah man... especially after i got that second hand blowjob from Pauly.
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The amount of time allowed for spraying deodorant or cologne such as Axe or Tag (also called TSR for short). It's the responsibility of everyone around the potential offender to monitor his usage, as excess usage of body spray has been known to render potential hookups (and really anyone) unconscious. Any breaking of the three second rule is punishable by confiscation of the offender's aerosol can and/or death. This rule also applies to aerosol cans such as Febreez and Oust if these products are used in confined conditions.
-Bro 1 sprays Axe product until visibility is reduced to that of a monsoon-
Bro 2: Dude! Three second rule!
-Bro 2 seizes can from Bro 1 and inserts the still-spraying can into Bro 1's throat-
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Look at the following Barrack Obama has. People gaze at him in awe. This must be the Second Coming of Christ.
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5 seconds of summer are an australian pop band who gained success at a young age because they posted mediocre videos of themselves on youtube and toured with one direction. they gained popularity at first because girls thought they were cute and could be a new boyband. they got world famous quickly because of the fans and attention that one direction brought on to them.
don't worry if you're going to be the next 5 seconds of summer, you'll still make a lot of money.
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When stuff you are eating falls on the floor, you have two options. You can pick it up and eat it, or you can throw it out. The five second rule is used when what ever falls is tasty, but you dont want to gross out your friends by eating something dirty. The five second rule, when imposed (usually along with a quick rinse or blow off) makes what ever you still want to eat socially acceptable to eat and void of all dirtyness. The 5 second rule may be be changed to the 10 second rule, the 15 second rul, or the "i have no clue how long its been there" rule.
guy one: dude, you just dropped your good tasting stuff
guy two: aww crap, butter move fast to make the five second rule. This stuff sure isnt good enough for a ten-er or a 15-er.
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A boy band consisting of mediocre music playing. They're known best for ripping off guitar riffs and covering a really good band. They are evidence that God is abandoning us
Person 1: oh wow I love American Idiot!
Person 2: *exitedly* so do you like Green Day??
Person 1: Green Day? No American Idiot is by Five Seconds of Summer stupid!
Person 2: *violently kicks person 1*
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