Gut-Shot

To either execute the act of or be recipient of a firearms wound/GSW to the abdominal area. In pre-20th Century medicinal eras, being Gut-Shot usually meant receiving a very painful, mortal wound. In modern medicinal eras, while it's exceptionally painful, there is a higher survival probability than might otherwise be realized by a chest wound due to the more lengthy time it takes to "bleed out."

Phil aimed his pistol at Larry's belly and gut-shot him over an argument.

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Jersey Shot

It similar to a crack addict's need for crack cocaine -so simply, The need to get your weekly dose (or fix) of the reality show Jersey Shore. Symptoms may include: constant recap, the raping of facebook newsfeeds, consistently watching re-runs, and other obsessive behaviors.

Person 1: OMG...I am just dying to watch Jersey shore this week. I saw from the ad that Vinny and Snooki get steamy -I wonder what happens. And Sam and Ron-

Person 2: (to Person 3) Will s/he ever stop?

Person 3: Not until s/he gets her/his Jersey Shot.

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Wisconsin Shot

When you take a shot of any cheap whiskey and chase it with cheese wiz (cheese out of a can)

Deanna took a Wisconsin Shot after the Green Bay Packers scored a touchdown.

We got so fucked up last night off of Wisconsin Shots, I shat cheese this morning.

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Flex Shot

Shot Shot is a type of string cheese from the maker of Despacito 2, Philippine Swift.

Mr. Pig: Pass the Flex Shot, I’m Hungary.
Dhag: Here it is, the Flex Shot.
Mr. Pig: Yum. That was a good Flex Shot.

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shot proxy

The person that does your shot for you when someone buys you a shot you do not want to drink.

I can't do a shot! I'm driving. Bill is my shot proxy he will do it for me.

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pirate shot

when you take a double shot of tequila, snort a line of salt, squeeze the lime in your eye, and have someone slap the shit out of you.

Greg: So, how was that pirate shot?
Steve: GGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Emo-Shot

A photograph showing a person taking that actual picture of themselves, usually appearing to have a stern facial expression. It is taken actually holding the camera and pointing it at yourself rather than someone else taking the picture or using a self timer and a tripod. These types of photos are commonplace for myspace users.

That emo-shot really brings out my tears.

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