Canada Shuffle

Developed by winter-wise Canadians, it is a form of walking across slippery/icy surfaces in which a person takes very small steps and shuffles their feet in penguin-like fashion.

Jimmy made his way towards Tim Horton's, carefully doing the Canada Shuffle so he wouldn't slip on the ice.

Chicago sausage shuffle

When you jerk off 2 people while also taking it in every hole including eye and ear hole

Jack wanted to do a Chicago sausage shuffle but I said no

Reverse Cupid Shuffle

When you cannot retain your bowels due to perforation by a large article, thus leading to a shuffling like motion reminiscent of eponymous dance, but in reverse

"Is he okay?" "Nah, man. Look - he's doing the Reverse Cupid Shuffle." "God bless whoever does his colonoscopies."

Schwarzenegger shuffle

Noun

The act of making a trash dad joke and repeating making a shuffle (small dance) after finding how unsuccessfully successful the joke was.

Schwarzenegger shuffle: singular; Schwarzeneggers' shuffles: plural, the act of many people doing once or more than once.

Dad's friends and our family were at the table eating dinner, dad makes a shitty joke and he and his friends do a Schwarzenegger shuffle on or near the table.

Butt Stuff Shuffle

A poor excuse for a dance move designed in thirty seconds, in which you wiggle your ass back and forth like there's a three foot dildo in there, and then walk forward and backward stiffly. (Imagine walking while holding a shit)

"Yo did you see Emily last night? she does the butt stuff shuffle a tad too well"

Sunshine Sue Shuffle

Being up earlier and being more productive than is necessary.

The sunshine Sue shuffle started early today! The table was set by sun up!

fern shuffle

This is the way to walk amongst ferns in the forest as to not make any sound or rustling to alert anyone or anything that you are there. It is done by using the outside of your leg and ankle to push or “swish” the fern to the side while taking a step forward, alternating legs to keep yourself walking forward. This allows you to see and avoid twigs or other things under the fern which may cause a sound to be made.

I wanted to surprise my boyfriend at the cabin so I did the fern shuffle all the way there.