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The sex act of pouring coconut oil into the vagina before intercourse.
Hey babe I'm dry down there, wanna start me off with a Tropical Slip and Slide?"
The feces slip is when a girl or guy gets fucked in the ass so fucking hard, the ring muscle holding their anus bursts. This allows for their warm puddy like shit to slowly drop down their leg in a muddy mess. Usually performed by a priest, he sticks his cock so far in that the organs can no longer hold and fucking fall out with the shit on the cement floor. God watches this and jerks off into a bowl and then sprinkles it on the earth, forming rain. This is how rain is formed, ass fucked God cum. After the shit slips out, the person then slowly picks it up and smears it on the priests face. The Indians used to do this back in the old fuckin days to make rain for there crops and fertilize the fields. Watch out, cause as the feces be slipping gods cum be alllll over yo damn face.
Gunty; YO MY ASS CANT HOLD MY SHIT ANYMORE
runtle; YOU MUST HAVE HAD the feces slip
Gooch; FUCK.... GOD BE CUMMIN
What you get when you cross an African and English
1st Person: *whispers* Plump Lips.
2nd Person: *whispers* I like those plump lips.
African: Bum Slips! Bum Slips! What are Bum Slips?
(No offence to Africans, this was said by one of my friends.)
What your boss gives you fired.
Terry: Did you hear Jerry got the pink slip?
Jerry: Yeah, that sucks.
When his dick is to small and it keeps slipping out.
When your having sex and his dick slips out numerous times that is slip tip
A etremely good guy at blowing his own cock and has a huge nice ass to spank while your sucking his dick
Wow there lie char slip nigga!
Slipping hands into each others underwear
Friend: so what did yous do last night?
Me: we slipped hands.