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The absolute worst menu item for a Homo Gaypien that speaks with a lisp to order at a restaurant.
"Hi, Jethuth Chrietht Holy Thit I think the Thpiethy thrimp thoup lookth thatithfying. My favorite thubject in thchool wath thothial thudieth."
"Somebody shut that fucking retard up! Fucking Spicy Shrimp Soup? Jesus titty fucking christ, you speak like a down-syndrome-dipshit loser. PUT A FUCKING NEEDLE IN THIS DUMB FUCK'S NECK! I QUIT! Another waitress can take your order, you fucking brain-dead sack of sweaty garbage."
A spicy hymen is what Taimane has betweeen her legs
“Flow help me!”
“What T?”
“My hymen is so spicy! It’s unbelievable”
“Taimane has a spicy hymen!”
a SPICY FUCKIN LOVIN BACONNNNN
I love mamma!
my mom made spicy bacon yesterday
the act of burning a dogs butt and eating it after fermenting it in your eurethra
the thiccest man alive. a superior memester with the power of fucking jesus
hey det spicy boi, why tf you be thicc af?
when one makes the spontaneous decision to postpone studying until hitting up the bars and has to come back to their dorm to study while drunk.
“Mayers...you can study from 6-8, get hammered at OT from 9-12 and then spicy studying when you get back”
When a female's period blood soaks into the seat of her pants without her noticing until she puts her hands in her back pockets and pulls back bloody finger tips.
"Sophie reached for her keys and found she has spicy-pockets. It looked like a murder scene."