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Originally the Dayton branch campus for both Miami University (Oxford, OH) and Ohio State University. Athletic teams compete in the Horizon League. Right State, Wrong School...
I'm going to Wright State University right now, hoping to transfer soon.
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Where the girls are half as smart as the ones at UofM and therefore twice as likely to blow you.
Freshman: Did you go to the spring fling last semester?
Senior: No but, I got a blow job from half the girls on the Michigan State University dance team.
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What you call people from the US, as to not confuse them with other americans.
Surely, only a United States of American could believe that America is a country.
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Shower room mischief pioneered by Penn State football coaches. One participant must be under 18.
Father Donovan was moved to another parish after they caught him and little Bobby doing it Penn State style.
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The fattest, dumbest, and most self absorbed country in the world.
It's not the United States of America! It's just America God dammit!
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A high school that you sleep at.
Person 1: Where do you go?
Person 2: Lyndon State College.
Person 1: That's not a college. That's a high school you sleep at.
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Any network that is more interested in protecting political administrations then actually reporting the real news. They will often decline to report any bad things these administrations do in order to make them look better they they actually are. The state run media consists of the news networks of ABC, CBS, CNN, & NBC and all of their affiliates.
Tom: Dude I just heard the story on the radio about how the President actually knew about the attacks on our embassy before it actually took place.
Bill: Really!...man, I have to stop watching the state run media, they won't report anything that makes Obama look bad!
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