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Funny Turtle

When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.

Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.

by YAHDOEHADLWA January 7, 2016


Mr being edgy is funny

Used almost only in referring to user @EJimmyTheTbji

Look at Mr being edgy is funny over there

by Warden Wesley June 14, 2021


April funny

A joke for a fool that's does not have any humor.

He's April funny...

by BBRFDB August 28, 2017


Snot funny

When someone sneezes out jizz from their nose, and it dangles from both nostrils, twirling around one another before falling on the ground where you just took a jizz on a person sleeping.

Also obvious dick is obvious.

Jizzy: AHCOO! *boogers drip from nose*

Cummel Does: JIZZY! Obvious jizz is obvious!

Jizzy: Snot funny Does! This isn't my jizz damn it! It's yours! You selipped jizzy pills into nose didn't you?!?

Cummel Does; OH HO! You REMEMBERD! *embarassed cock* *then starts to jizz*

Jizzy: EWWWWwwwwW! Obvious cum is obvious!

by Lubricus Genitilius March 2, 2011


Funny mud pee

"Funny mud pee" is a Chinglish style of saying "bullshit". The pronunciation follows its original meaning in Chinese. If someone is talking something nonsense, you can say Funny mud pee

Trump: ... this Chinese Virus (coronavirus) ...
Chinese: Funny mud pee

by fansile March 26, 2020


funny mud pee

Chinglish. It sounds like "放你妈的屁" in Mandarin, which means "Stop bullshitting, you motherf***er".

Funny mud pee! None of these are real!

by vavavo March 27, 2020


funny porn

Porn either made with comedic intent in mind, or porn so bad it's funny.

I once saw porn where a guy fucked his wife with a rubber chicken. it was funny porn

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021