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When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.
Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.
Used almost only in referring to user @EJimmyTheTbji
Look at Mr being edgy is funny over there
A joke for a fool that's does not have any humor.
He's April funny...
When someone sneezes out jizz from their nose, and it dangles from both nostrils, twirling around one another before falling on the ground where you just took a jizz on a person sleeping.
Also obvious dick is obvious.
Jizzy: AHCOO! *boogers drip from nose*
Cummel Does: JIZZY! Obvious jizz is obvious!
Jizzy: Snot funny Does! This isn't my jizz damn it! It's yours! You selipped jizzy pills into nose didn't you?!?
Cummel Does; OH HO! You REMEMBERD! *embarassed cock* *then starts to jizz*
Jizzy: EWWWWwwwwW! Obvious cum is obvious!
"Funny mud pee" is a Chinglish style of saying "bullshit". The pronunciation follows its original meaning in Chinese. If someone is talking something nonsense, you can say Funny mud pee
Trump: ... this Chinese Virus (coronavirus) ...
Chinese: Funny mud pee
Chinglish. It sounds like "放你妈的屁" in Mandarin, which means "Stop bullshitting, you motherf***er".
Funny mud pee! None of these are real!
Porn either made with comedic intent in mind, or porn so bad it's funny.
I once saw porn where a guy fucked his wife with a rubber chicken. it was funny porn