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Saying David Wright sux is blasphamy and requires confession.
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God.
He was the nazz
With God given ass.
He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar.
- Ziggy Stardust, David Bowie 1972
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The father of Parkour.
"Look, it's David Belle! He's the one who started the art of Parkour!"
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The man from which all sparkles are born.
David Bowie leaves a trail of glitter when he walks. He's soo much sparklier than Edward Cullen.
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david blaine: Wanna see some magic?
Person: No, Kriss Angel does it better you bitch...
David Blaine: Watch...
Person: I'm levitating, your making me levitate!
Person: What the F?!
(David Blaine stares at camera aimlessly)
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Current British Prime Minister.
Known for change... changing his mind, that is.
Expects us to hug hoodies... and I will do if I ever run into the hoodie who threw that egg at him the other week.
Got the country's hopes up of a referendum on the EU Constitution / Lisbon Treaty if he got into power, but withdrew the offer once it was clear he would win the next election.
Also known as Blair 2.0 because he's nothing more than a clone of Tony Blair.
Dude 1: Did you hear the news?
Dude 2: No, what's up?
Dude 1: David Cameron is now at Number 10.
Dude 2: So Tony Blair's back in power again?
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Only the sexiest and most talented musician EVER...and he is 476 times hotter than Conor Oberst!
Dude do you know David Bowie?
Yeah, he's like 476 times hotter than Conor Oberst...
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