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Hog Nog

Semen or more generally called jizz/cum

I was so aroused that I prematurely sprayed my hog nog on her glasses.

by ThatGuy 915 December 31, 2022


slinging hog

Having sex with many people, usually gay men.

“Hey man, you heard about Marcus?”
“Yeah man, I heard he was slinging hog.”
Crazy man, he’s a dawg for real.”

by WAR Hooty May 3, 2023


Chuna hog

A fat, greasy, unbathed, soaking in the smouldering heat nasty individual that cant even walk on their own 2 feet they haven't seen in years so they utilize scooters the Walmart.

Dear God, look at that chuna hog creeping the aisles harvesting all the apple fritters and crate of donuts!

by Airmedic11 April 9, 2019


door hog

Rose Dawson.

Literally, what else can I say? If Rose hadn't been such a self-centered door hog, our magnificently magnificent Jack would've lived, and he and Rose would've lived a white and vilified happily ever after with five babies, uber staged holiday photos, a collection of Bob Marley CDs to put a cultural spin on themselves, pantries full of quinoa and flavored yogurt, over complicated Starbucks orders, and of course- sex every Saturday. They probably would've hired a ghostwriter to write a mediocre picture book about their story because it's just.so.swoon worthy. Am I right? Rose, look at the opportunities you missed out on! because you're such a door whore.

by dysfunctional_ravenclaw June 8, 2017


Hog princess

A large pickup truck that is always perfectly clean because it was purchased to project masculinity and not for its intended purpose of supporting hard manual labor. Commonly found in Texas and the bordering states.

Had to park in the other lot 'cuz some jackass double-parked his sparkly-clean F-150...goddamn hog princess.

by Asterizk May 7, 2022


hog girl

a girl who’s gross and proud of it. she eats the food in her hair and and has candy wrappers in her bed.

It’s Hog Girl Summer.

by girlgamerxd November 3, 2022


hog turd

A euphemism for a playing card bearing the number three. Why three's? Hog turds weigh three pounds.

Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."

by FubarrFromGB January 1, 2023