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Raging Kyle
Popping a can of monster off some slag that resembles his mother due to mommy issues, this leads to inserting the can into her ass proceeding to drink the can while smoking a poorly rolled ciggy.
Man that girls got bare back you get me. Man's gunna raging Kyle that shoortie.
He's got a big booty so they call him big booty
Larg man
a lying son of a fuck who is dumb as a rock and cant tie his own shoes. he's also a closeted homosexual who cries about everything and anything. he lets his friends touch his small pecker and got scabies from his best male friend. he tries to act ghetto but everyone around him just lets him do his thing hoping he'll get shot. he treats women like scum between his deformed, hairy toes. has mommy issues. cuts himself with a shaver for attention but nobody gives a fuck.
"Yo dude you know Kyle Cochrane?"
"Yeah? That faggot? I heard him and his friend anally raped each other behind Office Max"
"YOOOOO I'M TELLIN' EVERYONE!"
THE BEST MAN, THE TRUE GOAT, THE KING OF WTC
"hey man did you hear kyle ireson is online?"
"No, but thats a big W"
inappropriate jokes, gross feelings, Raunchy phrases, broken shit
Raunchy joke : oof, this gives me kyle vibes
Broken wall: yup, kyle vibes.
Angry crowd: oh thats definitely kyle vibes
A guy with a baby face who never stops smiling. He towers of the average man at a whopping 5' 3''. You will often find him exclaiming phrases especially statements like WHAT THE FUUUUCK?! and BROO THIS IS TOO EASY!!
Guy 1: Yo do you know Kyle Nguyen
Guy 2: That lost child in the newspaper?
Kyle Nguyen: WHAT THE FUUUUCK?!!!
When you start a sentence about something mundane, but you think faster than you talk so you end up encompassing your views on the meaning of life and the origins of the universe while ordering a cheeseburger.
Man, when he starts kyling out it's like a video bufferring and 9,000 random facts speed by every time it gets stuck.