A man who is incapable of growth and lacks maturity causing them to be romantically attracted to those of the same or lesser mental acuity as them, often times being a person much younger then them to an almost criminal degree.
"Certified lover boy? Certified pedophile. Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop."
“Didn’t Drake make that Certified Lover Boy album about Sundeep”
Random Person: “Didn’t Drake make that Certified Lover Boy album about Sundeep”
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The one person you choose to spend your corona-isolation with. A monogamous relationship in times of a viral outbreak.
on video-call
Cheryl: OMG who is that man and why is he kissing you? Don’t you know you are supposed to limit your social interactions?
Jeffrey: Calm down Cheryl! He is my lockdown lover.
Someone who likes the idea of pussy but has never had the chance to try it.
You know James is a Theoretical Pussy Lover. What a virgin.
Just a free porn site for niggas who likes gay porn and grandmare porn
Just love some gay chicken lovers
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