Moose bootying is a term used to describe when you accidentally back up into someone and your butts touch. This must be accidental to be classified as moose bootying.
"dude moose bootying is so awkward!"
"totally man! i just did it to some girl at the ice rink the other day!"
"NO UR A MOOSE" is a joke within the game Riddle School that pops up when clicked on a picture of a moose.
*clicks on moose photo*
Phil Eggtree: NO UR A MOOSE
Same as camel toe on fatter and wider
Damn she smuggling mongoloian moose knuckles
James moose is the greatest person to ever exist, he is literally god and if he must he will smite us all
James Moose just burned down the empire state building in a fit of rage
The looser, chiller, slightly suspicious, Canadian way of life.
"You Canadians and your moose morals!"
A superlative of Slapin (similar to dope, awesome, delicious) that is used for something that is spectacularly awesome, sometimes food. But it's more than just slappin, you'd need two hands (like a Moose's antlers) to seriously slap for something that great (often used about food)--or lay a virtual slapin on someone who disputed it's amazingness. Also used in a virtual sense about online trolls in live chats.
"Those tacos from the mart next to the gas station are Moose slappin!"
or
"If you type one more stupid thing into this chat, you're in for a Moose slappin!"