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The hottest most sexy Spanish teacher ever. There is no word that can describe his beauty. Every time he rolls his r’s or scolds you, you will feel it to the bone. His crystal blue eyes shimmer in the sky like the ocean. You wish you could have his class everyday.
Student 1: ugh I wish I had Spanish
Student 2: yeah I have the hottest teacher ever, Señor Pearl
When a man ejaculates on a bald woman’s head
Do you remember that bald girl? Yeah, I gave her a pearl bonnet.
Fags. Fags everywhere.
Person 1:So what school you go to?
Person 2: Pearl Middle School
Person 1: *gaydar goes off*
After taking a huge load, she offers to give you a sensual massage for a job well done. While she’s on top of you she cream pies in between your buttcheeks leaving a white pearl in between.
She gave me a white pearl after the best sex she’s ever had!
An expression meaning you did something to perfection
That tattoo looks awesome,you pearled it!
When someone ejaculates in their partner’s ear canal, producing a sound similar to thunder.
Oooh Oooh! Get ready for the pearl thunder!
When the loads of all the ternage boys in the YMCA pool coagulate and chemically harden over the years to create actual pearls that you step on and hurt your feet while walking around in said pool.
Dude, is this pebble tec for reals, or am i walking a field of pool pearls over here??