Doing some things around the house

A phrase used to throw off the scent of an inquiring individual, while actually partaking in nefarious acts of debauchery.

(Nothing good happens after 2 am)

Jessica told us she was “doing some things around the house”, when actually she was just doing Nick.

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makeout hair poof thing

adjective - when your hair forms a wave-like existence that would be the result of a good, hard makeout

Anna's pictures of me are awful, especially with that makeout hair poof thing.

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virus hack thing of some sort

This word is a very basic description, made by a very basic person, that relates to "something bad on the internet that can make your site go bye bye". In other words, this term is a very drawn out and elongated saying of the term virus.

PKT: I just also thought I'nd mention it because if your computer was doing it, like mine has done to me before .... you could fix your comp.
Suzaku: like a virus hack thing of some sort?

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even better than the real thing

Oral sex, almost exclusively fellatio.

How was last night in bed with Suzie?

Even better than the real thing.

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Perfectly balanced as all things should be

A Thanos quote which George Bowes often uses when through how fucking smart he is to realise 20N to the left and 20N to the right are the same

A car is travelling at 20N to the right, 20N thrust is happening behind, George: ‘perfectly balanced as all things should be’

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take care of a few things at home

It usually means you don't want to go and do something, but alternatively it can also means you have the shits and you're too embarrassed/professional to say it.

Hey boss, I'm going to work remote today. I have to take care of a few things at home.

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do your thing chicken wing

Any one doing his own thing without worrying about what people think!

Joey is playing ball, doing moves like a superhero! Bobby said do your thing chicken wing!

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